If Sarah Palin still had all the same policies, beliefs, platforms, and Educational and political background, but looked like Roseanne Barr……
Would she be even HALF of the news story that she is?
I would bet not.
My wife, already suffering from a sore wrist due to continuous cyber-farming on FACEBOOK, was pounding away on her keyboard this morning. I asked her if she was farming again and reminded her that she had hurt her wrist from the constant farming of the previous week. She informed me that she was NOT farming…she was instead involved in a cyber “Food-Fight” on FACEBOOK.
FACEBOOK will be the death of society as we know it.
The lid of our toilet seat came off. We now have a “lidless” toilet. We still have a seat….just no lid. The psychological impact of the loss of the lid is huge. Now, it seems like you might as well just be sitting on an exposed piece of sewer pipe. Even though, as a guy, I never put the lid down anyway……I miss the lid. Good Grief!….fretting over a damn toilet seat lid…..someone shoot me!
I love how they decide to show the popular show “The Deadliest Catch” during the summer. The show is filmed in the dead of winter up in Alaska and the poor fisherman are enduring temperatures pushing -40 f. and here I sit in Texas, sweating like a dog while I watch the show, with it pushing 110 degrees outside.
I have been watching alot of commercials lately for a revolutionary new device that is guaranteed to make you stop snoring at night. This little gem of an invention is a plastic mold that you mold to your mouth then place in your mouth while you sleep. Wait a minute……plastic molded into your mouth? Isn’t that just a MOUTHPIECE? The same thing that most athletes wear? The same thing you can get at Wal-Mart for a couple bucks each? This commercial wants you to know that you can buy this revolutionary new invention for only two easy payments of $29.99 plus shipping and handling………for a MOUTHPIECE!
There are suckers born every minute.
Any Doctor’s that prescribed any medication at all to Michael Jackson within the past year are surely sweating bullets right now.
Ok………..I broke down and did it – I joined Facebook. So far, I’m kinda getting a kick outa it. Not playing any games, but I’ve already gotten in touch with a few people I haven’t seen or heard from in 20 years. Weird.
Guess we’ll see how I feel about it in a few weeks…
TBC!!!
By: Blonde Cousin on July 11, 2009
at 6:08 pm