Sometimes the beauty of Mother Nature and all of God’s glorious creatures is amazing. Yesterday I was kind of down on life in general and was in a foul mood when I walked outside to check my mailbox. Outside my front door, about 3 feet into my yard was a cute little bunny rabbit, happily munching away on grass and seemingly undisturbed by my presence so close to him/her. I saw this cute, cuddly little innocent creature, took a deep breath, let out a deep sigh, and then dropkicked the little furball about 30 yards across the yard.

Sometimes the beauty of Mother Nature and all of God’s glorious creatures is amazing. Sometimes in life you just need to kick the snot out of a bunny!

How low can a person get in life? When I post a “Status Update” on FACEBOOK…..I find myself clicking “I LIKE THIS” to my own comments….

Is it a bad sign when you log onto FACEBOOK and see that their are 5 “Friends” online….then within 3.2 seconds….4 of them log off?

The kid, piano prodigy that he is, sat down at the piano and started hammering a long piece of classical music virtually without any flaws or flubs, for about 20 minutes. I finally broke down and asked him what he was playing. “Rachmanonov’s Piano Suite in C Minor” he happily replied. Ever the idiot and with little appreciation for the fine arts…I politely asked him..”Can you play the theme from Sesame Street for me?”
Now THAT is some classical music!!

Sunny Day
Sweepin’ the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street

Remember the prison quality food you used to eat in the school cafeteria when you were a kid? I remember holding a rusty tray and sliding down the serving line like Chevy Chase and Randy Quaid in “Vegas Vacation”…telling the serving ladies….”some more yellah…and some green…..and give me some of the Blue….”

My 12yr old complains because he can eat Pizza every day, chicken strips everyday, hamburgers every day, and he complains because they don’t change the flavors in the SLURPEE machine often enough for his liking.

And for you bunny lovers out there. I did not kick the bunny, repeat, I did not kick the bunny. At least…that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Sesame Street is now broadcasting a special version designed solely for young viewers in the Detroit, New York, and Miami areas. (Below)