Time to hurt your heads.
Try to keep up.
There will be a quiz later.
Tyler informed my wife and I that Hannah is now secretly communicating with Tyler again.
You remember Tyler, yep…that’s right, Tyler Hannah.
Yep, Hannah, according to Tyler, is again stirring things up with Tyler Hannah.
Lost yet?
Tyler is our son, you know, “The kid”.
Hannah is our daughter, aka, Hannah.
Tyler Hannah is our daughter’s former boyfriend.
Yep, that’s right, his name is Tyler Hannah.
Yes, it’s true, marriage would result in our daughter becoming Hannah Hannah.
We would have a son, Tyler, and a son-in-law, Tyler.
Our son Tyler would have a Brother-in-law Tyler.
To make life simpler, Hannah would be then known just as “H-Squared”.
Don’t worry, the whole thing hurts our heads too.
Tyler = Son
Hannah = Daughter
Tyler Hannah = Hannah former B’Friend
Quiz:
What is a one word definition for the day before the day after yesterday?
A. Yesterday
B. Today
C. Tomorrow
Yesterday. As in, I need to go back to yesterday because Today you made my brain hurt.
By: Snowmom on January 28, 2012
at 11:51 am
Cheryl – Correct! Ding Ding Ding!! We have a winner! Now, go back to bed!
By: TheIdiotSpeaketh on January 28, 2012
at 11:52 am
Wow! That is confusing for TODAY.
That’s a lot of Tyler and Hannah!!
Hope you’re feeling good today.
By: Darlene Steelman on January 28, 2012
at 11:53 am
Darlene – So far, so good Darlene. Just getting ready to dive in and start typing out Chap 16 of my book. You have a GREAT weekend!
By: TheIdiotSpeaketh on January 28, 2012
at 11:54 am
Guess it’s not so secret any more……..
By: chlost on January 28, 2012
at 12:33 pm
Too much processing……. I’m going back to bed………….
By: Blonde Cousin on January 28, 2012
at 12:34 pm
Wow. And I thought I married into a confusing name family. My ex spells his last name Vakfld. Sometimes he adds an “e” in there so as to not confuse Americans when they try to pronounce it.
By: H.E. ELLIS on January 28, 2012
at 12:34 pm
Unbelievable. Is it true?
By: Christine M Grote on January 28, 2012
at 12:39 pm
She cant marry him on name alone! And yesterday. As in yesterday my head didn’t hurt, but today it does
By: thelifeofjamie on January 28, 2012
at 12:43 pm
Queen of the Courtroom – Nope….the secret is out of the bag……
By: TheIdiotSpeaketh on January 28, 2012
at 1:33 pm
Blonde Cousin – Bed? Good Grief…it’s past 10am there! Get up!!
By: TheIdiotSpeaketh on January 28, 2012
at 1:34 pm
H.E. ELLIS – Whew! That’s a doozy! I bet my wife is glad that “Idiot” is pretty easy to spell……
By: TheIdiotSpeaketh on January 28, 2012
at 1:34 pm
Christine – Very much so. Her ex-boyfriend is indeed named Tyler Hannah. Any nuptials would indeed result in Hannah Hannah…… All true
By: TheIdiotSpeaketh on January 28, 2012
at 1:35 pm
Mafia Princess – Yesterday is correct! That question was actually on the logic test that the Air Force gave me before sending me off to Intelligence Training. They gave us all a test made up of about 25 of those type questions, and they gave you like 5 minutes to take the test. They did not tell you that if you got a certain score on the test, that you would be sent into Intelligence, no matter what. I went in to be a cop, and this is how I ended up being James Bond instead
By: TheIdiotSpeaketh on January 28, 2012
at 1:37 pm
Been up since 7 am (our time). Hunter has a jazz festival today in Albany. Anyway……. any energy I was able to accumulate via caffeine intake was immediately depleted upon trying to process tyler/tyler/hannah/hannah…. Thanks for that.
By: Blonde Cousin on January 28, 2012
at 1:54 pm
woo too much for my wine addled brain tonight – wow!
By: Slowvelder on January 28, 2012
at 2:46 pm
BC – Anything I can do to help you
By: TheIdiotSpeaketh on January 28, 2012
at 2:58 pm
Safari Girl – Sorry Jackie….. are you dried out from your flooding yet?
By: TheIdiotSpeaketh on January 28, 2012
at 2:58 pm
speaking of funny, oddball, and head-hurting, Mark: go see Nathan Badley (http://wp.me/p164oA-tP). he’s VERY funny! his post about Pres. Obama’s car made me laugh and laugh!
By: lahgitana on January 28, 2012
at 3:08 pm
Laurel – Thanks Laurel
By: TheIdiotSpeaketh on January 28, 2012
at 4:21 pm
Wow – that relationship is so meant to be!
By: whatimeant2say on January 28, 2012
at 5:58 pm
Ok, I need to go to some of my brain games and get my brain back after this!!!
By: Ann Marquette on January 28, 2012
at 6:15 pm
The answer is yesterday. And there’s a great old Uriah Heep lyric, “Today is only yesterday’s tomorrow”.
Now it’s time to call it a day.
By: John Erickson on January 28, 2012
at 7:31 pm
Ann – And it’s all true…which is scary huh?
By: TheIdiotSpeaketh on January 28, 2012
at 9:23 pm
No-Hio – You are correct!
By: TheIdiotSpeaketh on January 28, 2012
at 9:24 pm
Yes that would be pretty freaky if Tyler Hannah became part of your family!
By: Ann Marquette on January 28, 2012
at 9:28 pm
Ann – It would fit right in within my warped little world…. that’s for sure
By: TheIdiotSpeaketh on January 29, 2012
at 10:03 am
Clearly, I should have read this YESTERDAY, but then my head hurt, and now it hurts even more.
Kathy
By: Kathryn McCullough on January 29, 2012
at 2:00 pm
I’m sooooo confused…
By: yellowcat on January 29, 2012
at 6:10 pm
By: Ann Marquette on January 29, 2012
at 10:22 pm
Any of the above
By: Angus Lewis on January 30, 2012
at 8:56 am
Yay!!! I’m all for it!! I dont care what her name would become! I liked him!! Anyone who would help me move all the crap that we had to move without even knowing me…is pretty dang good in my eyes!!
By: Leah - idiots great sis in law on January 30, 2012
at 11:17 am
D. None of the Above
By: Thypolar on January 30, 2012
at 1:49 pm
The answer is A. Yesterday.
The other answer is, H-squared should’ve ruled Tyler Hannah out of the question, just on principle.
Better buy stock in Advil!
By: riggledo on January 30, 2012
at 2:12 pm
Thypolar – BUZZZZZZZ…. (wrong)
By: TheIdiotSpeaketh on January 30, 2012
at 3:20 pm
riggledo – I think I’m keeping the Xanax folks in business
By: TheIdiotSpeaketh on January 30, 2012
at 3:20 pm