Age: 46
Ht. 6’2″
Wt. Equivalent to a small European Minivan
Hair: Gray/Red
Eyes: 2
Eye Color: Blue
Born: Eugene, Or
States lived in: OR, WA, CA, TX, IN, VA, MS, UT,
Countries lived in: USA, JAPAN, WEST GERMANY, ENGLAND
Work Experience: Cave Guide, Military Intelligence Analyst. Airline Sales, Insurance Agent, Computer IT Specialist, Nurse, Writer
Marriages: Two
“She who shall not be named” 1986-1990
“D’Aun Pakulak” 1991- Present
Children: Three
Alex 24yrs
Hannah 21 yrs
Tyler 14 yrs
Political: Democrat
Favorite TV show: Seinfeld
Favorite Movie: Raising Arizona
Favorite singer: Stevie Nicks
Favorite Food: Anything Chinese
Phobias: Snakes, Claustrophobia, A ton of OCD tendencies
Writing experience: None
Who nicknamed me “The Idiot”?: Myself
Secret Hobby: Stock Investing
Right handed
What is printed on my Business Cards: “The Idiot”
Favorite place on Earth: Red River, NM
Musical Interests: 70′s, 80′s, Disco, Classic Rock
Talent most people are unaware of: Artist
Dogs or Cats?: Cats… though I would prefer a penguin
Biggest Dislike: Politics and Politicians
