THE IDIOT SPEAKETH

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time.

I'm not a bling-bling guy; I can't pull it off. I just look like an idiot.

If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.

If you think you know everything and think you've done everything, I know you're an idiot.

Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.

Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole.